Rick Santorum is an unfortunately named candidate for U.S. President in 2012. Besides his deliberately close-minded views that make you physically ill, his surname tends to do the same thing.

If Rick Santorum were elected, this webcomic would likely be deemed obscene and illegal according to his intended mandate on pornographic materials. Yes, in his world this is porn.  So look, he makes up ridiculous definitions about stuff, why can’t we?